Did I tell you guys that I made my doctor graze the back of ..
Did I tell you guys that I made my doctor graze the back of his hand against my ass? Oops 🥴
2022-09-16 16:55:28 +0000 UTC View Post
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Doctors don’t think I’m sexy :( I’m just some bitch that tak..
Doctors don’t think I’m sexy :( I’m just some bitch that takes x-rays
2022-09-16 16:54:34 +0000 UTC View PostI feel like I live a secret life where everyone thinks I’m a..
I feel like I live a secret life where everyone thinks I’m a sad single mother but I’m actually horny all the time and I love everything
2022-09-16 16:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
She can call me a fat slut but at least I’m not ugly
She can call me a fat slut but at least I’m not ugly
2022-09-16 01:17:54 +0000 UTC View PostI’m looking at these notes likE ??? I MET THIS GUY IN may & ..
I’m looking at these notes likE ??? I MET THIS GUY IN may & I don’t remember him
2022-09-15 19:38:07 +0000 UTC View PostDoctor [tapping on the screen] Me: it’s not touch screen, yo..
Doctor [tapping on the screen] Me: it’s not touch screen, you have to use the mouse Her: wtf is wrong with me today U just tired, ma
2022-09-15 17:52:29 +0000 UTC View PostI sent nudes to my ex coworker’s son and nothing so I’m thin..
I sent nudes to my ex coworker’s son and nothing so I’m thinking of pranking her for her birthday, what’s extremely extreme ?? Sending a surprise pop-up penis card that shoots confetti and says happy birthday u old cranky bitch???
2022-09-15 11:48:29 +0000 UTC View PostLike this status if I send you way too many messages *I’ll ..
Like this status if I send you way too many messages *I’ll restrict your account so we don’t have to talk :)) if u ever wanna talk to me, FUCK OFF :D
2022-09-15 11:38:37 +0000 UTC View Post
I want a gym membership with a pool >:(
I want a gym membership with a pool >:(
2022-09-14 00:58:56 +0000 UTC View PostI never wanna make plans with ppl on dating apps Why is it s..
I never wanna make plans with ppl on dating apps Why is it so hard to find someone to hang out with after work ?? I wanted to go out for dinner after work and this fuck said oh let’s get pizza and now he’s like “o I got a work phone call” o, well how about never text me ever again 😏
2022-09-13 23:14:06 +0000 UTC View PostReceptionists act like they’re the shit cus they understand ..
Receptionists act like they’re the shit cus they understand dental lingo but when somethings going on, they’re lost -.-
2022-09-13 15:33:28 +0000 UTC View Post
when u finally got $ for ur wax but now U need the time to g..
when u finally got $ for ur wax but now U need the time to go to ur wax lady
2022-09-11 08:04:04 +0000 UTC View PostMatches with someone Me[uninterested]: should we make a baby..
Matches with someone Me[uninterested]: should we make a baby ????
2022-09-10 23:16:12 +0000 UTC View PostWtf I was about to make this guy my bitch on tinder and he u..
Wtf I was about to make this guy my bitch on tinder and he unmatched me immediately >:(
2022-09-10 22:48:32 +0000 UTC View Post
[me on tinder] : I h8 when ppl call me sexy >:( Also me: wh..
[me on tinder] : I h8 when ppl call me sexy >:( Also me: who do I want inside me ??
2022-09-10 12:51:49 +0000 UTC View Post
I NEED PENIS, but my vagina is 🩸
I NEED PENIS, but my vagina is 🩸
2022-09-09 19:21:05 +0000 UTC View Post
OF said shut up and just post pix, u can’t b a person. I’m g..
OF said shut up and just post pix, u can’t b a person. I’m gonna delete ur statuses and just leave them blank
2022-09-08 18:50:47 +0000 UTC View PostGuy[in pain] Me[sees wisdom teeth; NOT a DOCTOR] -X-rays tha..
Guy[in pain] Me[sees wisdom teeth; NOT a DOCTOR] -X-rays that shit- BIG CAVITY
2022-09-08 18:40:11 +0000 UTC View PostOF, if u gonna touch my posts, at least Have the decency to ..
OF, if u gonna touch my posts, at least Have the decency to delete them for me
2022-09-08 18:02:53 +0000 UTC View PostHow come I can’t see any of my statuses
How come I can’t see any of my statuses
2022-09-08 14:57:16 +0000 UTC View Post
