Ooh! Y'all go vote for @piperplusxoxo on @platinumpromo it is neck and neck. π€
(βπ½ Cuz their necks are in the pic but nobody's looking at... Just go vote π)
And while you're there, look around. Lemme know if you find any new sexy ladies. π
https://onlyfans.com/172947702/platinumpromo
I promise you, my heart just skipped a beat.
@cjfanspage πππππ
That woman is so damn fine. π₯Ίππ₯΅π€€π₯΄πππ¦π Every. Fucking. Emoji.
Like, if you could take the most ridiculously, cartoonishly attractive human female some crazy super computer powered by a Dyson Sphere (look it up) could possibly simulate, that would be CJ Miles' best friend who's jealous of @cjmiles
Y'all almost had to 'cum' "*get *me up" *off the floor.
Decoded triple entendre for you. πβπ½ Or encrypted, I don't know. I... I just had CJ Miles in my notifications and I'm still a lil thrown. π₯΅π€
Shoutout to @promote-a-hoe for being in the building when it happened. ππ Love you baby.
Did you know I write hella good bios for other creators? I know, mine is a train wreck so I'm sure you're surprised to hear this. π€£
It's a skill I have called copy writing. I'm also somewhat skilled in graphic design that I can use to make you a cover/pfp combo that makes your page look legit AF and a promo ad that will have fans wanna cum to your page with cash and lube in hand.
If you think yours could use some help, DM me. Each girl that I've done this for is very happy with her banner/bio. If you're not, I can hook you up.
My clients also work together to do s4s so working with me, like having sex with me, cums with multiple benefits. π
Look at all the ones I've done and feel free to ask a few of them what they think of their experience. I dare you. π
Cover photo girls:
@veronicablisss
@diamond_eyes
@nerdy-j-beanz
@tanydoll
@evapole
@kat_playtime
@jasminebabbyy
@aaylarey
@orchardgirlnz
@sexyangel6793
@ivy_jade07
@masochisticmistress
@brayarae
@nurse_jennifer.elizabeth
@unitedmopar02
@johnnygrassy
@stormybliss
@vivianwaters
@florrrrr28
Tiny Clone Documentary: Balling for Cum-on-mine
(Warning: Excessive use of sexual puns depicted)
βπ½ That's a dope title for a documentary @jasminebabbyy and I are gonna shoot someday about how she pouts and cries for me to make her beautiful face look like a whole dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. π¦ππ₯Ί
So, as you know, I got the kit. I had some fun goofing around recording the unboxing.
I got my materials together and felt ready. But there are two of us in this show so Tiny had to get "ready" also. π
Nooo problem. π I went over to @vivianwaters page (don't you love her banner and bio?) and the MVP was in the game in no time. π€€
What they don't tell you is that this powder, once mixed with the precisely 90Β° water, continues to grow around your joint. The tube looked underfilled, a problem you'd never have with me π, so I cut off about another inch so the clone didn't cum out way short, as if that's possible. I mean, compared to the real thing.
Btw, it's really not easy to keep a hard dick while tryna do a fuckin science experiment! π‘π€π I kept having to repeatedly stroke it cuz my dude was refusing to go back in the game like Scottie Pippen (you probably don't get that but it tickles me and I'm very ticklishπ). But what did get hard was this mold. Quickly!
I cut a hole to try to squeeze in before it set completely but just like you, the hole was so tight. π₯΅
As I used a gorilla grip to mash my banana into this tube I realized this was gonna be a fruitless endeavor. π€
(This is taking forever to upload so as I'm editing this caption I'm really having fun playing with words like you would playing with Tiny)
What I hadn't expected was how good it would feel to have my dick completely engulfed in a warm, wet, squishy-soft environment that was ever-tightening around it. I mean, who knew, right? π€·π½
As the stuff was tryna escape the tube Tiny kept pushing it back down, like it was your head and I was driving. π
The visuals are spectacular. I just kept vehemently shoving my dick thru this clear tube like we had somehow found a way to get a camera inside you and we're watching me penetrate you over and over, tryna blow a load all inside, you lil Twinkie. Unfortunately the stuff was getting too big to stay in there while I was basically fucking it. You can see the head of my thick cock blowing the back out of this thing. (ππ½That one's too easy) π€
As I discarded the tube itself and kept enjoying the sensation of this teeny lil hole making my big hard cock so very happy I thought of how you make me so very happy. π₯΅π₯°
It's a mess. Flimsy white mold stuff was flying all over the place and soon so was a big fat nut that you get to see from the angle in the first pic. π³π¦
I need to raise funds for a new kit if you wanna help me "get there". π€
If you actually got the Michael Moore documentary reference, leave a purple heart.
Also, drop a blue heart if you'd like to apply to be my sexy lil helper with the second attempt. Like a magician's assistant, I'll do the easy stuff and you can handle the *hard *part. π€ And then we'll work together to make something disappear. π
(If you read all that, masturbate cuz you know you're turned on AF and, kiss yourself cuz I can't. You're actually a fan of my page and I appreciate you. πππ)
Now pay that miniscule $10 to watch me violently destroy that lil hole. ππ½ππ½
Actually, I made it free so you can like/comment. Please tip if you enjoy the content.
If you have nuts an a wall those are walnuts.
If you have nuts on a chest, that's chestnuts.
If you have nuts on your chin, you're a good girl. π
You're going bananas, while I'm going nuts. π€
(If you're still unclear of what's in this package it's cum, goofy)
New package that's all free except the good good stuff. Use your finger and slide thru there. π€
When I need to be really hard to make hot, sticky content, @jasmineebabby always cums thru. π₯΅
If you can't cook my eggs with that perfect browned crisp *edge like I like em, don't worry about it. I know how. π€
You want some eggs? ππ Or you want me to teach you how to edge? π
(And just cuz I'm stupid π€£ and you haven't heard this song in a while)
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=0LLZ-PIx6Ss&feature=share
Y'all seem to like how I write. Did you know I write hella good bios for other creators? I know mine is a train wreck. π€£
It's a skill I have called copy writing. If you think yours could use some help, DM me. Each girl that I've done this for is very happy with her bio. If you're not, I can hook you up.
In my continued effort to connect to my native heritage, I got this bracelet from an Inuit artist that lives in Canada. I'm a self-appointed brand ambassador so if you want one like it, or just about any other color, hit me up and I'll give you her page so you can contact her.
It's going down for real. π
Shoutout to @redcr.ocs and props on a very wise decision to order his own take-home Tiny. That's right, creators. If you get one I give you shoutouts on my page.
What? You somehow didn't know that I offer an exact replica of the good stuff to be shipped to you so you can stick Tiny in whatever hole you wanna for as long as you'd like? Well, now you know. Click this post that further explains it. πππ½
https://onlyfans.com/140469230/dj.litness
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq-33dD1b4Q&feature=share
Hey I'm running to the store real quick, you wanna cum with me? π€
They were about to close so I couldn't stay long. I'm loving that spray to dead your throat so I can ram it even harder. And the incognito lipstick vibrator made me giggle too.
Should I record the process for me making this take-home Tiny and show it to you? π€
Creator dudes: if you've ever beat your dick to me, can you at least share my page? Put me on your friends list? Something?
I get it. I follow you girls and use their content to inspire my own, for which I actually give them credit. Tell your fans what you think of my page, you creep. π‘π€ͺπ€
Put @dj.litness in the caption so I get a notification, please?
Ok. Y'all are fuckin up. π€£
I find it hard to believe that nobody has requested any naked yoga customs so I'm being a lil tease about it. π€
Don't you wish you could fnd it hard?
Are you sure you don't wanna buy my pay-per-views? π
I'm a whole virtual stripper over here (have you seen my abs?) who will not only titillate you with sexy rhythmic movements but I also win the overwhelming majority of dick votes I'm in cuz, if I'm allowed to stop being humble and just be honest about shit for a second, Tiny is a euphemism for huge gorgeous cock. I'm not sure where you would spend your money if not on my page. π€·π½ But if not on my page, please unfollow me. I'm not doing this for free.
DM me and lemme know what you wanna see in some custom content or open one of my many locked videos.
I'm worth it. π