Omg Ponyfuckers β this one took me a minute to complete the editing process. I couldnβt decide which angle I liked better so decided to put them side by side and let you choose which one you like best!
I worked REALLY HARD on this one and the next ones in the series (pay attention to the hints in the dialogue at the *very end*) and it means SO MUCH to me when you reach out and let me know you enjoy π
πΈSEND TIPπΈ if you want the link to watch and DOWNLOAD this 8-minute HD clip for F-R-E-E. π§‘
2022-04-23 07:12:08 +0000 UTC
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I have recorded a personal message with some big news for you, Ponyfuckers. But because I am βThe Doctor Seuss of Pornβ Iβm not gonna drop ALL the details just yet. Just enough to crack your green eggs, donβt wanna fry them too soon before the green ham is doneβ¦ANYWAY ~ enjoy the trailer for my podcast trailer episode featuring the lovely @harlowflowerfootgoddess π§‘π§‘π§‘
2022-04-22 02:30:53 +0000 UTC
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After a long Monday visiting Olympia, itβs time to relax in bedβ¦ well, do something in bed, anyway. π
2022-04-19 07:07:03 +0000 UTC
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New artwork on the fly cos I feel spicy.
2022-04-18 21:56:06 +0000 UTC
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Good morning, Ponyfuckers!
Does anyone know how to edit audio??
Make websites?
Need halp pls. π
DM me π§‘
2022-04-18 17:19:45 +0000 UTC
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Letβs be clear.
I donβt just hit record at every strange manβs house I go to so I can show our every sexual encounter to the fapping internet.
They invite ME over and they ask for it by name. I donβt say yes to anyone who asks either.
They know it doesnβt go down without champagne and a signature. πππ
2022-04-18 05:09:44 +0000 UTC
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Iβm walking around the neighborhood searching for my catβs collars wearing this crop top. BOTH cats lost their collars in some kitty turf brawl. Do you stop what youβre doing and help me search?? You will be handsomely rewarded. π
2022-04-18 00:41:02 +0000 UTC
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Itβs a good thing your dog canβt talk, otherwise I might be YOU sleeping in the kennel tonite. π€«ππ΅
2022-04-17 03:36:45 +0000 UTC
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brb omw to extra af town where everything high key
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2022-04-16 20:13:52 +0000 UTC
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Hey Ponyfuckers!
For clarification, I knew about the plug, as I was the one who put it there.
The plug itself wasnβt a surprise joy but rather it was the sheer EUPHORIA of it all. π§‘π§‘π§‘
2022-04-15 23:56:44 +0000 UTC
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Is it weird to be turned on by your own tiddies?
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Haters gonna hate either way lol
So feel on your tiddies if you want to!
2022-04-14 22:59:49 +0000 UTC
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A little something fun to wash, I mean watch! π¦ βShower Bunny Bites Back!β π° includes a track I recorded to go with my bath time montage. ππ§
πΈSEND TIPπΈ if you want the link to watch and DOWNLOAD this 9-minute HD clip for free! π
2022-04-14 01:42:15 +0000 UTC
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Funny how we after we both got our nut our minds immediately went to the same place:
*what would your wife do if she came home and found me like this??*
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2022-04-13 04:26:22 +0000 UTC
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βIβm starving! Can I have something to eat?β
You are a disgrace to your mother if you donβt say please.
2022-04-13 00:39:02 +0000 UTC
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Some of you know Iβve been experimenting with making tracks recently and I put this joyful little tune together yesterday and thought it would be perfect for this long montage Iβve been saving so I put them together with some AI effects and this is what I call a Monday π§‘π§‘π§‘π§‘
More silly tracks coming soon. If I set it up and πLIVE-STREAMED π while plinking around on the synthesizer and drum machine would you keep me company and we could zone out on beats together? Iβm a huge fan of Marc Rebillet and thought it would be so cool to be him on a livestream Sunday.
2022-04-12 00:03:47 +0000 UTC
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Iβm so sad that my flashing video got deleted from this platform but I get it. I just wanna show my tiddies to some hot dads. Is that so bad??
πΈSEND TIPπΈ if you want the link to watch and DOWNLOAD this 10-minute HD clip for free. π§‘
2022-04-11 22:07:24 +0000 UTC
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*βthiccβ* as a #mood
(recorded just now)
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2022-04-11 00:59:00 +0000 UTC
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π€«*Wake me up with your fingers.*
β¬οΈTell me how in the comments.
π‘I already have an idea that I like but wanna know your interpretation of it.
2022-04-10 19:56:45 +0000 UTC
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πBe me.
πHorny asf.
πPeople just wanna watch me fuck, and they ask for it by name.
π³Sometimes I let them come watch. Like this bit of tape I totally forgot about and stumbled upon earlier today!
π²Other times they call into the show. Like last nightβs caller that reminded me of the previous times.
I go on recalling other exhibitionist stories from a sheltered youth acting out without consequences. A bad girl from a good familyππ
Run time: 10:08
Date production: 2021/12/05
2022-04-10 14:27:08 +0000 UTC
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π§Hear me out guysβ¦π
I have a crazy proposal for you.
π€Drop your thoughts in the comments!!
2022-04-10 04:37:37 +0000 UTC
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Good Saturday Morning to you, Ponyfuckers π§‘
Say it with me please..
"Iβm good enough, Iβm smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me!"
Thank you. Enjoy your weekend. π
2022-04-09 18:02:00 +0000 UTC
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π¨βπ€π§βπ€π©βπ€ Welcome to The Wetter-Verse π©βπ€π§βπ€π¨βπ€
2022-04-08 08:26:06 +0000 UTC
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Does this nice weather make anyone else horny or just me?? π
2022-04-08 01:25:09 +0000 UTC
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***Part 4***
π©βπ€π§βπ€π¨βπ€Light Me Upπ¨βπ€π§βπ€π©βπ€
The spectacular light show finale, *βLit Eroticaβ* πππ
Please πLIKE and πΈSEND TIP if you want to DOWNLOAD the 4-part series in one ~25β min full HD video for FREE to watch over and over and overβ¦
2022-04-07 21:50:48 +0000 UTC
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***Throwback Thursday Post*** in memory of the most legendary independent whorehouse of our times: the π«§ORIGINAL Soapland. π«§
If you were lucky enough to experience itβ¦then YOU KNOW.
I knew it was a special place full of potentialβinfinite possibilities! I fought hard as I could to make the good days last but the darkness that was always there was ready to eat me alive.
Youβll see these Soapland nostalgia posts from me every now and then. Iβm in a better place now. I often think of what the new owners know about the previous occupants and the events that transpired thereβwhere they make waffles for their kids in the morning, where they park their minivan after karate practice, where they lay their heads at night in peace.
2022-04-07 14:07:09 +0000 UTC
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***Part 3***
**π©βπ€π§βπ€π¨βπ€Light Me Upπ¨βπ€π§βπ€π©βπ€**
Iβve had this science project in my mind for weeks now and I finally pulled on my panties long enough to set it all up and play it out for your experimental viewing pleasure.
Next up: the nasty light show spectacular finale π
2022-04-06 19:59:06 +0000 UTC
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πIβm never free.
πBut I *am* available.
2022-04-04 23:17:22 +0000 UTC
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Gaze upon your handiwork, gentlemen.
Good teamwork ππ€
2022-04-04 14:05:11 +0000 UTC
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***Part 2***
π©βπ€π§βπ€π¨βπ€**Light Me Up**π¨βπ€π§βπ€π©βπ€
Iβve had this science project in my mind for weeks now and I finally pulled on my panties long enough to set it all up and play it out for your experimental viewing pleasure.
2022-04-04 00:05:07 +0000 UTC
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Iβm getting ready for bed and youβre getting ready for Sunday service. Neither one of us is repentant.
You know what they sayβ¦the spirit is willing etc.
The flesh is sooooo weak. π₯²
2022-04-03 15:10:08 +0000 UTC
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